imthedad:

when i think about my life i think about a pinball straight down the middle, flippers flipping helplessly

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how to kiss

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conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

It’s just science.

-Anna

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Mickey’s Trailer (1938)

dumbfuckery:

my mom is just like your mom

she likes miley cyrus

she watches tv

she gets low

she even worries about her weight